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Krohn's Law posits that any message broadcast on the Internet which exhorts its reader to share the message with everyone is almost certainly false.
John's post: Here's proof that Obama is a Kenyan! Share it with everyone!
Peter's comment: Krohn's Law.
The more powerful a person is, the more short-tempered and arrogant they are. Named after Katsuki Bakugou from My Hero Academia.
Person 1: That dude is pretty strong, but he might end up killing someone if he doesn't be careful with that anger and ego of his.
Person 2: That's Bakugou's Law right there if you ask me.
An unspoken law of the universe, stating that attractive females are inherently drawn towards males of no purpose nor worth.
Chris Brown is such a douche bag, why the hell is Rihanna interested in him? Douche Law.
Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."
Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.
Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.
Guy 2: Check their profile.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Just do it.
Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.
Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
Law of the internet coined on 26/05/20115 by youtuber "Matthew Fyson" the law states that "if it exists, someone on the internet is triggered by it."
Person A:"so I was just messing around with my RC car and-"
*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."
Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."
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Brannigan's Law states that one cannot interfere with an undeveloped planet..
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast"
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