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The toilet, but only when your pooping.
Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.
Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.
To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law
I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe
Another way of saying black cocks
Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck
A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer
“Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”
A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.
Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!