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To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law
I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe
A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.
Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!
A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper
“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer”
The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.
That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.
The toilet, but only when your pooping.
Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.
It is a friend of Pradyut Nair prestige shantiniketan 13133 +448834634343
He is Gay Lawyer.