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Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 24, 2024


Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023


Space lawyer

A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer

Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”

by Icepik86 December 15, 2022


oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper

yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer”

by Saucedawg January 5, 2022


lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

What’s something that is unreal?”

Lawyers that win cases

by Cheeae February 25, 2024


dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski April 4, 2018


Lawyer Andy

One who has a fiery temper and no tolerance for BS.
Who also keeps their emotions inside until needed then its a nuclear explosion.
A person who exploded their Terms of Service (TOS) & law on someone, who does or doesn't have a law bar in anywhere.

Pertaining content being using on a social media website

Make me understand something... This isn't a copyright protected.
Lawyer Andy: how is this content on here?
This isn't a copyright protected content.
Lawyer Andy: Did you ask the company for permission? You're going to be sued.
I bought the show and pay every month from a streaming service.
Lawyer Andy: when?
...

by freechickenmaniac May 6, 2023