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The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.
Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"
Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.
I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.
When you’re so lazy, your laziness benefits you to be more lazy without even trying.
Hayley is so lazy that she would forgo drinking iced water so she does not have to get ice from the freezer. Because of drinking water without ice, she does not have to clean up the condensation rings that an iced drink would leave. Hayley’s meta lazy.
It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.
Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?
Andrew: January 25... why?
Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!
1. A man fascinated with women's clothes, but too unmotivated to spend money on them, or take the time to put them on. 2. A drag queen in disguise.
The closest a lazy-tranny gets to dressing like a woman is Google images.
Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption.
~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both.
When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.