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Liberal

A selfish and self centered person that tries to take the rights of other law abiding citizens away. These types of people are very close to terrorists, if they aren't already. Liberals cause anarchy to spread confusion in an attempt to ruin the lives of innocent people.

Bob: Why the hell are you dating karen?! She is a fucking liberal!
Phil: She has nice tits.
Bob: Fair 'nuff, but be careful. If you have consensual sex with her, she may sue you and accuse you of sexual assault.
Phil: Noted.

by WeeW MooM September 11, 2020

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LIBERALS

Idiot pieces of worthless shit that have no contribution to this country what-so-ever and would rather take most of their time protesting against everything. Meaning: Making weed legal, oh yeah and the rights of free willy.... who knows nothing, like you. Go smoke your god-forsaken bong, get a frikin job, and fall off the face of this earth. LOSERS, who consist of mostly: hippies, tree-huggers, people with a John Kerry bumper sticker, and bums.... because they want free health-care... whatever

Liberal Pussy: I'm going to go protest against everything today, then I'm gonna go have sex with my dog, and then after that I am gonna go smoke some crytal-meth out of my pipe! Who'da thunk?!
Me: You! need to shut the F*** up and let us protect the country. And stay out of our way, liberal pussies

by MissBarry February 7, 2005

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liberals

Liberals are people holding a political theory based on an idealist view of human nature. They continuously attempt to orchestrate government in an effort to create what they believe will be a fair society. Unfortunately, because life is not fair, their very optimism most often means they are incapable of the pragmatism or practicality necessary to make their plans workable, resulting in dystopian consequences which they traditionally blame on conservatives.

Liberals are typically idealists who wish to impose freedom and equality by forcing everyone down to an average rather than allow anyone to be inferior to anyone else. Socialists, Charles Schumer, Bill Clinton, John Kerry, college students, protestors

by Vaarok December 24, 2005

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Liberal

Being so open minded that your brains have fallen out

America cannot negotiate or have open dialogues with terrorist, but if your liberal you believe it is an option.

by Centennial Eric February 1, 2009

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liberal

1) An ideology based upon some wellfare and equal rights for various monioritys.

2) A term to decribe a follower of 1.

3) A term used to scare the ignorant and apathetic, usually used by the less ethical members of the right.

1)modern liberalism doesnt really resemble classical liberalism which is more akin to fiscal conservatism.

2)he is liberal

3)theirs a liberal conspiricy to destroy america.

by zombiejack February 1, 2005

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Liberal

Bleeding-heart, guilt motivated, America ruining, Managerial-State supporting, weak, wimpy, senseless, communistic, socialist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-free market, multi-culturalist, anti-white, pro-tax, and dinosaur idealogical person who has every complaint but no solution for anything.

Q. Damn, what do we do about illegal immigration? I'm in construction and can't get a job.

A. Let's give them food and water so they have a safe crossing and when they get here sign them up for welfare benefits thats the good liberal thing to do.

by Libertarian Dustin January 17, 2008

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Liberal

An extremely retarded individual that blames everyone else for the source of all their problems, is against the 2nd amendment, and pro-actively supports ISIS and seeks to defend left-wing terrorist organizations such as Antifa or BLM. They are currently the people that are worsening the worlds problems by creating even more problems. Not to mention, like all left-wingers, they believe everything that White's say or do are considered "racist."

Liberal: "I'm against guns, and everything is racist."
Intelligent person: "You're very fucking retarded."

by UNGH72 November 24, 2020

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