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“Smoking Key lime OG
And this car got two seats
When I hopped out it dank
You can smell it on me
Handle that shit myself
I ain’t gone call police
Keep that bitch on a leash
Or keep that bitch from round from me” - Rico Nasty
When you fist a girl until she creams then fill her vagina with pie filling then fuck her senseless until you both cum then eat the filling as it’s pouring out
Yo Jay I gave yo sister a lime cream pie last night.
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Jealous. As used by Megan Fox in the movie Jennifer's Body.
"You're just lime green jello!"
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Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.
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When you cut a lime in half and a girl squeezes and wipes it all over your balls and choad, then licks it off. Note this is strictly for heterosexual couples. The homosexual version of this is called a "Lime Petey."
Dan: After a couple of kamakazes Jake's mom gave me a Lime Riki.
Steve: Is that why Jake keyed your car?
Dan: Probably.
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A Corona with lime juice. Its damn good.
A: "Hey i wanna see you chuck that lime quesadilla."
B:"I'm already done."
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