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when people get caught up in an Internet argument or flame war and sink deeper and deeper into a pit of ugliness and shame (while their friends stand by silently or urging them desperately to climb out of the hole they've dug for themselves) they are inevitably consumed by the 'rant lion.'
Mike and Pat argued about Republicans vs. Democrats again on each other's Facebook, starting out courteously and fairly, but of course it quickly descended into a pit of vitriol and personal ugliness: fresh meat for the rant lion.
a hot and sexy beast. a mad lion does not fail at anyhting.
guy #1:Dude that guy just went mad lion up in this bitch
guy #2: holy shit lets get out of hear before he embarrasses us
When you spray aerosol around your dick and set it alight then fuck her till the flames go out.
him: hey babe! have you ever seen a flaming lion?
her: no whats that?
him: watch this "flicks cap off of axe body spray"
When your fingering a girl on her period and you take your bloody finger and smear it across her forehead while chanting the opening sequence to The Lion King.
Sam: “So what movie did you and Kathy see last night? Another Disney movie?”
Nick: “Nah but she was on her period so I made her The Lion Queen.”
Sam: “ Hakuna matata”
A flow haircut so intense it resembles a lion mane.
Man I'm Jealous of BC's lion flow hair.
A used condom hanging out of a man's butt.
Go camping with a group friends. Men only, all heterosexual.
Rough night with lots of booze.
Morning after: wake up feeling funny, only to realise you have a lion tail.
What do you do?
There are generally three factors that are needed to make up the Lion Dance: the head, the tail, and the drum or musical section. The musical section is normally made up of: a drum, a gong, and multiple pairs of cymbals.
The most recognizable positions in a lion dance troupe are either the Lion's head or the drum. The tail position is often overlooked by most people and is undoubtedly one of the most difficult roles to play. The person whom is the tail must make sure that she/he follows every step that the head makes every time and also follow the music. She/he is also required to be couched over in an uncomfortable position in order to operate the tail. With recent evolutions of the lion dance, the tail becomes more important with the number of stunts and acrobatic tricks that are used today.
Guy 1: Lion dance is so coooooool!
Guy 2: I know; we should join a team.
Guy 1: Okay!