Lisa

Lisa is the type of girl you want to run away from as she is a dirty cock seeking whore. She's the type of women to get pregnant 4 times at the age of 15 and live off welfare (Don't ask). She's also the type that will sleep with anyone with a dick and give them stage 7 genital warts. It happened to me so I don't want it to happen to you... Stay clear of all Lisa's.

Rick - "Hey lisa! What kind of STD do you have today?"
Lisa - "All of them"

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Lisa

A crackhead.

Wow man look at that Lisa.

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Lisa

Abortion

Lisa you’re such an abortion

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Lisa

A Lisa can be very scary. She does wild gestures with her hands when she talks and might end up slapping you in the process. She can be very loud and gets disappointed if you don't get the bus home from school.

Person: Lisa hasn't asked if I'm going on the bus yet today. That's surprising.

Lisa, shouting down the corridor: ARE YOU GOING ON THE BUS???

person 2: let's run whilst we still can

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Lisa

SHE IS THE MOST F#CKING PICE OF S##T THAT EVER LIVED

LISA IS A B#tch

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Lisa

a dreamer
optimistic, naive, delusional, idealistic, retarded, excited, where to draw the line? I mean really
truth is,
the heart and soul that shine through your observing eyes determine what she means
and thats that
and that much will do

Lisa, thot or foe. friend or hoe?

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Lisa

Lisa is awesome altho she says im whipped so she does have downsides like she cant fuking admit shes sexy but who gives a damn hi lisa!!! YOU BETTER READ THe EXAMPLE I GAVE!!

In the words of the immortal hywel to the sexy goddess that is lisa "TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES BITCH"

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