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When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.
Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.
Thanks, Dave.
The inability to be productive because you have a scheduled appointment later in the day. The feeling is similar to that of waiting in a real lobby.
“I’ve got lobby syndrome… I have a doctor’s appointment at 2:30 so I can’t start anything significant before then”
Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.
I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.
Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.
The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."
A thief of packages, mail, etc., from apartment building lobbies and other common areas. Identical to "porch pirate" but targets multifamily buildings rather than single-family homes. ("Ladrone" is Spanish for thief.)
Where's that package Amazon said they delivered? Goddamn lobby ladrones struck again!
Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.
Dude last night I was Lobby jacking and I completely did it. Only 45 seconds!
Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"
Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*