lobster bisque

A definition of very extreme pink sun burn.

So when your burnt it's lobster bisque !!!

"Dude look at your sun burn .. that's some serious lobster bisque"

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Jizz Lobster

A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.

Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!

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lobster skin

a girl that tries to tan all the time but cant and ends up getting sunburned all the time

you're such a lobster skin! you keep trying to tan you're going to get skin cancer

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Red lobster

To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.

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Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

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nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.

Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.

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Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

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