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Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.
A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.
The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude
a local who only knows bad guy and ocean eyes and barely knows anything about billie, billie stans dont like locals, locals only like billie for clout, a new billie fan is not a local
local: my favourite billy elish song is dont smile at me what about you?
billie stan: just shut up you billie local
Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
A person local to an area that is looking for a quick buzz off of an event, be this being a bystander or taking part in an exciting event.
Person 1: There is a big event in town later.
Person 2: I bet there will be loads of local buzzers
The act of intentionally fucking over the local residents while traveling.
Hey George, When you were in Las Vegas did you burn the locals? Fuck yeah Fred, we skipped out on the bar tab then later that night we called hotel security on the hookers so we didn’t have to pay.
The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”