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lock and unload

While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.

Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.

by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008


jump-locking

When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"

1: Get in the car!
2: Its still locked...
1: There, now.
2:Thanks. Sorry for jump-locking!

by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010


region lock

A technological measure to prevent you, the consumer, from enjoying content that you paid for because it's from another country. Virtually all DVD players have this built in, as well as video game consoles. In the USA , it is illegal to modify a device in such a way as to defeat the region lock. This evil invention allows hated countries (that is countries with a race that is not preferred) to get movies and games last while Aryan countries get them first, and it makes the authentic legitimate original less valuable because of the restrictions put on it.

The fact that there is a region lock on my game console reinforces my stereotype that the U.S.A. is nowhere near a free country.

A region lock is a hate crime on a chip.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 15, 2008

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Keep it locked

Essentially means 'keep listening to this audio stream'.

Refers to locking your analogue radio to a particular station for extended listening, though in the modern day, it's more likely you're listening to a webcast or internet radio instead.

We've got the freshest beats from the underground just waiting to explode out of your soundsystems, so keep it locked (down (tight)).

by DarkIye December 30, 2011

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Destruction on lock

To have witness or recorded an event that was unbelievable or Recorded somone who went beast mode in anything and had it all on tape or recorded in anyway.

Dude 1:Man i couldn't believe it, When i saw him get hit with da sleepa and not only did he fall asleep to the floor. his broke off tooth put a hole in his cheek

Dude 2: did you get it on tape?

Dude 1: Yea i had that Destruction on lock.

by Mr. who shall not be named September 4, 2010

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Lock and Snap

A lock and snap just so happends to be the only defence when a men is a target to be ass raped in jail(or any other place where they are fucked analy). Even though its bad, the process of bening raped in the ass for 3 hours is much worse than for one second. So in order to stop an ass attack, You gingerly bend over making the predator think that he's clear for insertion, when infact, he's not. As the dick slips into your ass quickly tighten your ass cheeks to apply the lock position. When there is a firm grip, swiftly spin your body to snap the penis limp. It will hurt a little bit but not as much as it will hurt the broken wang. (very affective)

Yo, that piece of shit tried to jizz bag my ass but i pulled the lock and snap manuever to defend myself.

by Smoky McPot October 15, 2004

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Locked Up

Locked up is when you are imprisoned in jail, or in a place where you can not get out.

Yo, G-Unit! Yo, man; did ya hear? Big Jiggly got himself LOCKED UP the other day for doin a rash cram on da govoner's daughta.

by Dr. Pavordney November 26, 2004

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