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Oli London

Absolutely a fucking mess. Thinks he looks amazing when he just looks like a clown. He got plastic surgery to look like Jimin from BTS. Never understood the love yourself album. Who spend loads of money for plastic surgery when you could buy BTS concert tickets! We need to save our Jimin and BTS!

Oli London doesn’t look like Jimin!

by We need to save Jimin and BTS December 16, 2019

136πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


london the name

A person who is absolutely sick of looking up their name like everyone else on here and getting nothing but British or London

London the name.

A girl named London looked up her name to find the meaning of it and only got results talking about the city,

She is now writing this,

by Freakinjade May 15, 2016

322πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


London Cold

When landed gentry from London take too many drugs via the nasal, and hitherto protract a rather nasty cold at brunch time the following morn.

William- I say old chap you seem to be rather under the weather this morn...
Henry- Well, you see old bean I went out last night and you may say ended up "painting the town white". For clarification, I took a lot of cocaine off of my iPhone.
William- Ohhhh, the London Cold!?

by Kings Road...yah? February 22, 2012

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oli London

Oli London is a british man that has spent over $150000 on plastic surgeries to look like his favorite kpop idol , Jimin of BTS . The problem here is that he has used bts for clout and we know this by his ex bff that exposed him on social media platforms . Whatever he is a toxic person that used bts and kpop .

Was Oli London on Dc phills show ?
Yeah

by certifiedfreak November 8, 2020


The London Oratory

A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.

I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.

by The true shoe shop July 20, 2018

38πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016


Lawless London

Like the wild west but in London.

guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday?
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit

by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019