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When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
Last night I had a German Margarita and it was delicious!
A Glendale Margarita is a woman born with steel ingrained into her backbone. She is a force to be reckoned with when she, or her family, are crossed. Her strength and resilience have been built strong from her past experiences. A Glendale Margarita has a pure heart of gold and it shows through her words and actions daily. She won't let simple disasters slow her down!
Them: Who's that little Latina running circles around those nurses?
Me: She is the Glendale Margarita! Pure resilience and badassery!
Navy slang. Adj. a friendly acquaintance or drinking buddy. N. Culturally and socially accepted “normies” who drink and then keep secrets (sex, drugs, murder, swing, etc) v. 1.’good ole boy’ 2. complicit advocate of androcentric patriarchy in thought, deed and action with no regard to malice or consequences. 3. Conspirator
We were ‘Margarita Amigos’ in Pensacola. Love that bro! We used to stir up fun. Hey, you remember that bonfire on the beach? Got broken up by the Watch? Fun
This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.
1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.
2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.
An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!
"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"
An alcoholic drink made with a mixture of Mt. Dew and Tequila. Originated and named after Midvale, Ohio, a town composed of poor white trash with no culture and no idea how to make an actual margarita.
Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!