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Megan

Megan is slang for a Mexican walrus. Despite being Mexican, she surprisingly has no sombrero and hasn't eaten a taco in a year. She can never go around without a salsa in her backpack. Megan's laugh resembles that of a dying seal, and always posts random things on social media sites like Instagram and Facebook. She's basically a modern Dora without the talking map and weird purple backpack guy who talks like he's on meth. Megan also likes to eat corn while look at the beautiful landscape.

Megan loves corn on the cob.
Megan also has a love for giraffes that can do shotty magic tricks.

by thatonemagiciankid February 24, 2015

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Megan

The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.

I love Megan <3

by hippopot12345678 December 1, 2010

220๐Ÿ‘ 313๐Ÿ‘Ž


Megan

such a funny and caring girl - may have some acne and glasses but who cares shes beautiful and deserves a man

omigurd mEgan!

by eckd January 19, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Megan

A female who hates to be confused with a "lady." A strong-minded woman who understands when something needs to be accomplished and will go above and beyond to get the job done. Awkward around other females because she doesn't share the same affinity for shopping or shoes or clothes. Loves working on cars and spending time with good friends. Pretends to be fine when really she is dying inside. Hates her outward appearance, has a hard time accepting compliments, cares deeply about her friends' welfare.
One of the guys, because she holds the key to understanding women, a male mentality wrapped inside a woman's mind.

Sailor 1: Megan is the exception that proves the rule, right?

Sailor 2: Yeah, I like hanging out with her, she's great. She's one of the guys, you know?

by thesharpiebandit February 7, 2010

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Megan

A beautiful girl...usually popular or a people person. Loves to party and have a good time. Usually has a friend who is a redneck or country. Also maybe a tiny girl with big boobs.

Patrick: Hey Beau we should invite Megan to the party
Beau: the tiny girl with big boobs?
Patrick: Yeah she is so fucking beautiful

by Rednecklover2012 February 10, 2010

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megan

A person who only eats meat.

Person1 "Hey, I'm Vegan!"
Person2 "Hey, I'm Megan!"

by Max Hi April 21, 2008

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Meganator

Someone who intimidates others naturally and not on purpose.

He/She is a meganator...they make me want to puke.

by Stinky McGee September 6, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž