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I want to thank you for all the blessings you have brought me.
You give me strength when there is doubt, and I praise you for all you have done.
Only you, Mel Gibson, have had the wisdom and the courage to show the world the truth.
Hail Mel Gibson. Amen.
I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.
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When you go ape shit on your girl/wife, pretty much anyone can be inserted when you go Mel Gibson on some poor "cunt's" ass
I almost went mel gibson on that bitch but I chilled mysekf out and went and got stoned
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after your done doing (DPDA- double penetration double anal) you tie your gurl to the railroad tracks and let a train hit her.
yo i was bangin your sister and i gave her the mel gibson, then a short while after i gave her a pirates plunge
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an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.
the passion of the australian nazi
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A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!
Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!
When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
When someone says a joke but it's ignored and they keep saying it until they freak out about nobody recognising the joke.
Don't be such a Tek-Mel. It's just not funny!!