Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

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Mic Galper

A white rapper from Brooklyn. Best known for roasting Chris Webby and Tim Gallo in his "reality check." His shit goes hard, and he absolutely smoked Webby.

"Yo did you hear Mic Galper rip Webby and Gallo to shreds?"
"Hell yeah! That shit was dank!"

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mic up

POV: You just pushed a slender’s copy and paste
He’s probably 8, so don’t worry.

24kVinniexx: MIC UP KID!1!1
You: No thanks you’re probably 8.

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mic drop

Commenting on a facebook post and turning off notifications

You people are all asshats *mic drop*

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pop mic

1. A Net or stocking like material that Stops plosives and Protects your mic while recording.

2. A useless member of a band who sits and holds the Mic and pop mic while the singer sings. They are only good for playing rhythmn guitar, eating ice cream and holding the mic.

How to use pop mic in a sentence- "Hey Pop Mic stop eating your ice cream and hold the pop mic."

An example of a pop mic- Adam Hazell

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mic check

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.

I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.

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puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."