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A mackenzie is a backstabbing bitch who will try and steal every bodies man while cheating on her boyfriend. Typically short with a weird body shape and blonde hair. Mackenzies love to talk down on people and blame it on "self confidence issues and depression". In reality Mackenzies are very happy with being fucking bitches and love their bodies. If you are friends with a Mackenzie I would highly recommend not trusting them and if you’re dating one, get her back by fucking her best friend.
Girl 1: Someone told my mom about my juul!!!
Girl 2: Oh I saw Mackenzie texted your mom about it because her boy toy likes you now.
Damn that Mackenzie is an ugly whore.
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A fucking bitch that gets up you for no reason, she thinks everyone wants to sleep with her when she is really a mustard shot and is a disgusting cheating hoe who has crabs.
Mackenzie; fuck off bitch he's mine
girl; I don't want him and ur a disgusting slut, he wouldn't want you
Mackenzie; of course he does I'm gorgeous and ur not and he loves me , any guy is lucky to get me
girl; in your dream bitch (laughs)
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All Mackenzies that I know are beautiful girls inside and out. They wear no makeup, because the don't have to! They are tall, and have light brown to dirty blonde hair. Mackenzies are popular, because they are very attractive and have very amazing, bubbly personalities. They are athletic, and play multiple sports. They have beautiful singing voices, plus they are great dancers, but can be shy, and most likely have stage fright. Every Mackenzie I know is a TOTAL vsco girl. They wear oversized tees, shell necklaces, scrunchies, crocks/bircks/vans 24/7. If you are friends with or are dating a Mackenzie, you are very lucky. Don't ever let her go, and NEVER take her for granted.
Man that girl is literally perfect... whats her name?
Oh, that's my friend Mackenzie
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1. A maneuver in which a female aggressively comes on to you, sexts 24/7, and goes out on expensive dates with you only to wake up one morning and decide she likes her old boyfriend after all. 2. Getting dumped abruptly, without warning or explanation, and out of the blue.
Dood 1- How are you and that hottie doing?
Dood 2- It was going great and then I got Mackenzied!
Dood 1- Told you she had issues.
Dood 2- Shoulda listened to ya bro.
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slutty ass lesbian who only dates guys so people don't know that she's gay. Will sleep with you then dump you the next day. Thinks she's hot shit but really everyone secretly hates her. Also known as a "Lady Gaga", because she is a hermaphrodite,has fucjed up hair and makeup and tries to rape everyone with her two inch dick.
Katie: There goes Lady Gaga
Dereck: Who?!?
Katie: Mackenzie
Derrick: AHH!!!! slutty ass lesbian!!!
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Losing your virginity while taking a shower....intoxicated
Did you hear about Dave Mackenzieing last night?
I got caught Mackenzieing last weekend.
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A sweet girl who is cute. She has long blonde hair and can light up your day and if your feeling sad she'll comfort you laugh with you she'll be the best girl you ever know. Shes beautiful smart and pretty good at acting. She loves singing. But the thing is shes going to break and fall apart and she'll be depressed and you might be the one to pick her up and comfort her just like she comforted you. She'll play with you she'll hang out with you she'll be your awesome friend. If you bully her just stop because shes the prettiest girl you'll meet
Girl 1 Olivia : Hey do you know Mackenzie?
Girl 2 Isabel : Yeah I know her shes pretty amazing.
Girl 3 Casey : I know her last time we talked she said she broke down with Haley and Olivia sitting across from her.
Girl 1 Olivia : Thats kinda why I asked if you knew her.
Boy 1 Jason : Are you guys talking about Mackenzie?
Girl 1 Olivia : Yes Jason now leave us alone
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