ghost in the machine

When software or hardware is made to complete a specific function, but a small percentage of the tasks completed have an unexpected result which cannot be explained.

I launched the game a million times through that shortcut, but this time it didn't launch for some reason... must be a ghost in the machine.

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Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

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Succ Machine

A vacuum cleaner.

Get that dust out of the carpet with the succ machine, will you?

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Toast Machine

A Northern Californian band, who rules supreme over all local rock groups. Are popular locally, but I have faith that they will make it big.

Toast Machine is the greatest band ever.

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Slut Machine

Whorehouse.

Yo... I am horny 2 da bone!

Drop some bread at the Slut Machine.

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Drinking Machine

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.

Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.

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MAC machine

A type of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) produced under the brand-name MAC, usually displaying this logo on the "idle" screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.

I have enough money but not enough cash - let me stop at the MAC machine and withdraw some.

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