Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.

Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""

Princess Maggot

The title to be bestowed once the Duchess of Sussex title is removed by the Queen.

Princess Maggot is the formerly known Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex.

act the maggot

(Dublin slang, specific variant) to work in a sloppy way so as to be excused from unpleasant or unwelcome chores.

Joe said he was going to act the maggot, dropping tools and laying the beams out of whack, so the foreman wouldn't make him do over-time on the day of the semi-finals.

meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.

CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*

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Pussy Maggots

Usually found in crusty, old, nasty, unused, worn out female genitalia.

Underwear must be worn very tight as not to allow any of the maggots to worm their way out to be seen by the general populace.

Dude 1 "Damn dude, did you see that fine as biatch she is hot as hell"

Dude 2 "Yeah, but I was told she has pussy maggots"

Both Dudes *BARF*

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maggot wagon

Those lunch trucks with the big metal rear cab that show up at work sites to supply greasy meals to workers.

"Did you remeber to bring your lunch today? Nah,..I'll have to score something from the maggot wagon in the parking lot."

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Maggot Bag

An Australian Meat pie (usually single serve)

Hey dazza hows it going? Oi just wondering if you were going to pop down to the bakery for smoko could you grab me up a maggot bag please?

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