Major Leaguer

After finishing anal sex, you remove your penis with fecal matter on it and use your penis like a crayon to apply eye black under each eye of your girlfriend

My girl didn't clean her ass good enough, when i pulled out and saw mudd on my dick, i turned her around and gave her a major leaguer! play ball bitch!

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Major Cake

A term made popular by Local, Unsigned, NC Rap Group AP Boyz, It meaning is A lot of money, or Major Money (Cake)

"Man We Gettin Major Cake" "Dem Boys gettin Major Cake"

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Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

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English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

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major lazer

1. to perform the actions seen in the major lazer video pon de floor
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles

He picked her up and major lazered her on the table.

Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.

I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.

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major shake

The poor impersonator of Master Shake from ATHF,created by the evil plutonians.

Quotes
"Yay,donating blood"
"Could you tell by the hairy boosom growing on my back?"

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Major Douche

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

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