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A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.
The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass
pulls people all the time, he's hot and pulls people at his middle school where he's the most popular person. All the girls want him but he only likes one girl named Brey. He has to fend off women everywhere he goes because they are so attracted to him.
She has a crush on Malcolm
Malcolm is 3 years old and 1 centimeter tall
Malcolm is Joe mama
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REALEST NIGGA ON JAH 🤦🏿 ♂️💯 HE ALWAYS DOWN FOR THE NEW DAWN AND ALWAYS DOWN FOR HIS HOMIES.
ever heard of MALCOLM??? I don’t think so cuz you be fake asf 🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️
Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.
Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
The sweetest ever. Will outdress everyone and do it casually. Knows so many things. Malcolm Big Brain. Constantly working to make their brain more wrinkly. Very caring and very cute with some of the best taste in music. Malcolms are always so busy with all their friends and hoes in between working so much.
“Omg you made her a playlist, you’re such a Malcolm.”