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In marine biology: a male fish that disguises its appearance as a female to sneak into other males nests to fertilize eggs.
In human biology: That somewhat effeminate guy who is "just a friend" of your girlfriend, but will take a stab at her if you get in an argument or are travelling.
Guy: That Aaron guy drives me nuts - do we have to hang out with him?
Girl: Oh, Aaron? He's just a friend! Don't worry!
Aaron (in background, to self): "I'm gonna pound your girls ass the first chance I get!" Aloud: "Oh girl, do you want to go shoe shopping?! I heard there's a sale on and afterward we can chat over coffee!"
Guy (to self): Damn sneaker male!
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phenomenon in which men abandon feminine aspects of life in fear of being seen less masculine.
male flight ex in society
men won’t pursue cheerleading , flight attendants , nursing , or vet care because it’s presumably feminine
studies have shown the increase of female involvement in topics follows with a male decrease
Men are 3x more likely to get skin cancer because skin care and sunscreen is labeled feminine
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Fifi , (pronounced fey-fey), is the Male version of felicia.
The name meaning is born on Friday
A Male felicia
Fifi got to go"
" when's that fifi leaving?
"Don't invite him, hes such a fifi"
A person convinced they are a sigma male, although their life is still under their mom's control. Always wears masks and condoms, even when not having sex. Always buys the most expensive toilet paper because he easily gets butthurt. Always judges products based on price rather than actual quality. Seeing the berg male sober is an increasing rarity. Is basically cringe and soypilled. Also a bootlicker.
A berg male is the kind of person to begin and end a relationship with the same woman 20 times in 2 years.
Hey, look at that guy. He pretends to be fashionable by wearing a fake luxury watch, an H&M blazer and hipster glasses. He must be some kind of berg male.
an osu! male is defined as a man who is able to maintain sexual relationships/lack of virginity (or a very healthy romantic relationship) whilst being a frequent player of hit rhythm game 'osu!' persistent osu! gameplay is notorious for rapidly rebuilding the virginity of a person. if the person never lost it in the first place, it will increase the sexual activity needed for virginity loss. osu! males are above every single one of these symptoms. along with this, they are above sigma males, plimbo males, even scrimblo males. they have ascended to a higher level of male power.
osu! males are capable of making an osu! beatmap, a level chart, out of anything. you hum a tune? osu! beatmap. at a therapy appointment? osu! beatmap. you're in court for committing a murder? is there an osu! male on the jury? he'll make an osu! beatmap out of that trial, babey. they are even considered to be on the same power level as yo mama males, since they will effortlessly make beatmaps out of yo mama rap battles. they suck at coming up with yo mama jokes, though.
sopson: ayo wtf is that guy doin
martbob: bro dont u know? thats an osu male. he's making a level out of our words as we speak them.
osu! male name: *intense beatmap creation*
sopson: got damn!
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A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
A Mechanism Male is defined as someone, usually male, who uses the mechanisms of the world to their own gain. Such as using the mechanism of trust to become filthy rich in the subtropical islands.
Take that guy over there as an example, what makes me different from him? He’s bigger than me, and he looks like a good student. He probably gets a big allowance from his parents, too. But he gets bullied. Meanwhile, I get money and sleep with women. Because he’s a beta cuck, and I’m a mechanism male