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Just a stand out beautiful, smart, funny, and a great person to be around. If you’re around her, you will be in a good mood. She is nothing short of amazing and is full of surprises. Perfect body type that there’s not a thing wrong with it and anyone will love. Any guy is lucky to have her.
She’s a Mallory Rodgers? You better wife her up bro.
The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉
Cutest couple on the mf planet.
God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.
Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear
Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.
You are the world to me.
Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.
“Comunra the country poet”
When a man dates Mallory for a few weeks or months then when she tries to break up with the man they suddenly love her.
Mallory: Ugh, I tried to break up with him, it wasn't even serious, and he just claims that he "loves me!!"
Friend: It's the Mallory effect!!!
Being in a cunty mood. Dismissive. Irritable in a passive-aggressive way.
Jeez, Clarissa is of a mood today, isn't she?
Yeah, she's pulling a Mallory.
An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.