Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man
When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.
I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.
AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it
Obvious Plant
An masked African-American rapper that always wears a Spider-Man mask to hide is face from the world and people he does not trust.
He is best known from rapper AK Slaughta and others.
Sometimes wear the mask to hold all his so called souls named Leo, Marten, Amar, Clyde, Ala and Phantom. Has 7 shadows named Holy, Lefty,Righty,Fear,Soul,X and Creep.
It’s WeLit Spider-Man, not WellLit..?
These nicca’s be stop wait what the fucc is you doing into the south I guess I got to bring my motherfuccing chopper and shoot you in your motherfuccing mouth.
A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.
I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.