Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

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time manager

Person with time management skills

Yaşar is an exceptional time manager, he does everything on time and in a planned way.

fat manager

A fat girl who girls hang with to make them look hotter. You have to get through the Fat Manager to get to the girl. An effective Wingman is the counter. Situation: When they are the only group in the bar at 2 AM, last call, and she’s got 10 fat managers with her. It's the diamond in the rough approach.

Me: Gloria is looks so damn fine.
Friend: That's cause she's orbiting around that Fat Manager of a sister.
Me: You know what to do.
Friend: Damnit. Fine. But you owe me a 12 pack.

Muddle Management

An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.

Lots of muddling around, with no results!

Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!

Muddle Management

A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!

Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!

Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well

Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

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planetary management

Managing of planetary bodies (i.e. Earth, Mars, etc.) environments to sustain healthy levels for life to flourish

Person A: This Climate Change really has me worried.

Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.