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a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men
yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial
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A user of woman with a giant cock, he will promise you the world to get you into bed but won't be there by morning
'Marti mclfy is in a relationship....half hour later.....marti mcfly is single
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1. Noun. Female counterpart to the Mary-Sue. Also called Gary-Stu and occasionally "Marty Sam". Often abbreviated to "Stu". An annoyingly "perfect" male fanfiction character. He is usually attractive, mistunderstood, agnsty, and often has some sort of tragic past. He is so perfect as to be nauseating. He usually winds up romantically involved with one or more of the author's favorite characters, saves the day, upstages all of the real characters, etc. Marty-Stus tend to be slightly less common than Mary Sues. Often involved in slash stories.
There are three main types of Marty Stu:
a) Classical!Marty-Stu. Think 50s and 60s sitcoms or the beginning of the movie "Pleasantville". These are usually your blonde haired, blue eyed, stereotypically gorgeous, pretty boys. They also tend to be fond of sports and be "jocks" or "preps".
b) Rebel!Marty-Stu. Also known as "Punk!Non-conformist!Marty-Stu", "Goth!Marty-Stu" and "Badass!Marty-Stu". This type of Marty-Stu usually has agnst coming out of his you-know-what and isn't *really* badass, he just wants to be because he's oh!-so-angry about his tragic past. Blah, blah, sob story, mush. This type is often written by teenage girls around the age of 13-15, and is extremely loud and obnoxious. It also includes Evil!Stus.
c) Misfit!Marty-Stu. This encompasses all of the Marty-Stus out there that the authors have made short, scrawny, geeky, etc in an attempt to prove that he's "not a marty-stu!!!one1". Usually has a tragic past where he was bullied and/or abused terribly. This type is usually a bit less obnoxious than the other two. Occasionally, this type will also be an Evil!Stu, but that is very rare. It often includes the "I'm a very sensitive person but my father/parents/brothers/family/society doesn't like that in a boy so I get ostracized"-type Marty-Stu. These are usually the ones that wind up in slash fics.
The character of the LOTR fanfic was a complete Stu. His parents were abusive, his teachers didn't understand him because he was too smart and so he got bad grades, and his classmates hated him. He was transported into Middle-Earth from the modern world. He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and discovered he was part Elf. He saved Frodo and Sam from certain death at the hands of some Orcs, and proceeded to upstage Aragorn and the others. A classic example of Marty-Stu Badfic.
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When two seemingly heterosexual, but secretly homosexual has a breakout on a public dance floor, removes their clothing and acts in an extremely homo-erotic way whilst screaming, "MARTY SANDWICH"
Please note that sometimes the term "WITHOUT THE WRAPPINGS" is yelled as a metaphor to describe their shirtless state, "With the fillings" is when they put a female companion in between their shirtless beings as a form of homo-erotic torture.
Stan: "Damn, the music is good in here"
John: "It is so mate, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?"
Stan: "Mate, ;) MAAARTY SANDWICH
(Electro-Funk music in the background, John and Stan proceed to remove clothing and move uncomfortably close to one another)
John: MARTY SANDWICH WITHOUT THE WRAPPINGS!!
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a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands
Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"
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Being unconscious or passed out and waking up to find your mother hitting on you.
No more Crystal Meth cooladas, last time I woke up all Marty McFly. Mother's Day's gonna be weird this year.
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A meme formed from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Patrick Star invites his parents over to his home, only to later realize they aren’t his actual parents. Once discovering this, Patrick then yells at Janet and Marty, his “parents” he discovered to be imposters, forming this meme.
Patrick: “JANET?? MARTY??? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
Janet: “marty, i’m scared”
Marty i’m scared can be used in any context of fear.
news: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW!!! CONFIRMED!!!
me: marty im scared