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The act of anal intercourse while a woman is on her period, using menstrual fluids as lubrication. (Withdrawal followed by oral sex is optional)
Shit, mang. Tina was on her period, so I gave her a Dirty Martinez, no? Jajaja!
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A knock off of the Dolan Twins and copy many of their photos on Instagram
Little girl: Oh my god the Martinez Twins are so hot!
Person: They’re pieces of shit
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Kevin Martinez can sometimes be emo but 100% of the time, he looks like hitler. be careful giving him your address because he will go and install a gas chamber unit in your ceiling and kill you in your sleep.
dude i'm scared of Kevin Martinez, he looks like hitler
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She is the best person in the world.
You can’t spell Melanie Martinez without Art.
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Melanie Martinez is a 26th singer, songwriter, and photographer born on April 28, 1995. Her participation in the American edition of "The Voice" in 2012 brought her fame. Come in later years, she became famous with the songs "Cry Baby", "Dollhouse", "Sippy cup" etc. Melanie has two colored hair (usually black and white or black and pink) And brown eyes. Her height is 157-165 cm. All her albums are: Cry Baby (2015), K-12 and a movie directed by her (2019), After School (2020). And single: Copy Cat, Fire Drill. Important: Melanie calls her fans "Cry Babies" or "Cherubs", she prefers to be called "Daddy" by her fans because she doesn't like being elevated. Fun Fact: Melanie is allergic to red apples.Hope I helped new Melanie fans learn more about her. :)
-Do you know Melanie Martinez?
-Yes! She is my fav Singer!
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Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?
Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
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A boring ass town near Disgusta, Georgia. Filled with prostitutes, skanks, whores, MILFs, and fat people using scooters at Wal-Mart. Its crime rate is as high as fuck. Only arrogant ass bitches live there. Nobody else.
There was a MILF teacher over in Martinez, Georgia who got arrested for having sex with a minor.
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