Martins a guy who will always treat you right and is loyal from to you from the beginning. He is a man who every women wants. He has a huge dick and doesn’t brag about it. Charming in man and the sweetest to any person he meets.
“I was with martin last night”
“His dick was so big”
“You’re so lucky to be with martin”
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Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.
We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.
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A short cocky ass with brown hair who acts like his penis is 3x larger than it actually is, thinks ball is life and sends nudes to anyone literally ANYONE. And is usually the leader of his group of fuckboys, Is homophobic AF thinks he can do what he wants because he has his crew to back him up.
xoxo
Did you see martins nudes?
yes omfg, tiny chode af
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Another word for an uncircumcised European.
“did you see that martin the other day in the locker room..”
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martin has a small dick and has dicks up his ass every night
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A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
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This Martin is in my class. He tried seducing me today.
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