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A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus
Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.
I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.
When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.
Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.
To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.