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A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini
"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."
I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.
A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.
I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.