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Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).
I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!
A man with a cock larger than usual🤗
His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!
Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.
Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.
To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.