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Dover, Ma is filled with the snobbiest people out there. All of the boys where Polo and Vineyard Vines while the girls all wear Patagonia and Lululemon. If you drive through this town, you'll see the soccer moms walking their dogs with one hand, with their Canada Goose jackets on, and their Starbucks in the other. Although Dover is known for their wealth, they DO NOT HAVE ANY DIVERSITY WHATSOEVER. Everyone there is white. They are also stopping the METCO program. In a few years, there will be no African American students attending DS. As the kid's graduate, most of them end up in Ivy League schools, while the ones who smoked weed and drank every weekend end up at Mass Bay. snobby
Ugh, these bitches from Dover, Massachusetts.
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A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"
"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"
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A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously
I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.
A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .
"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..
In Massachusetts everyone swerves across lanes without using blinkers or even looking, therefore a Massachusett's Lane Change is when someone is going at it and decides to switch orifices (Pussy to Ass) without any forewarning to the woman, its a complete surprise.
Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
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The act of saving your cum, pouring it into your partner's vagina. Putting oyster crackers and eating it with a spoon.
"Ah man! My boyfriend gave me a Massachusetts Clam Chowder last night!"
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