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The all knowing protector of self-cooled refreshment apparatus. He who is named Fridge Master will and shall defend the refrigerants with not only his life, but with his soul. The Fridge Master is also appointed the ability to instantly materialize any refrigerated item from thin air, allowing him or her never to starve or dehydrate. As well as fridge magic, he can also sense when a fridge is being tampered with, and can instantly freeze the intruder.
Throughout the time that the self-contained refrigeration device was invented, only three people have ever held the title as Fridge Master: Albert Einstein, who held the title for 23 years, John F. Kennedy, who was appointed temporary Fridge-ship due to high risk of himself being assassinated, and a third Master, who remains nameless even today.
Not much is known about these mysterious Coolant Warlocks. Any and all research into the matter has been silenced harshly by either the government or otherwise. All that is known for certain is that there is a higher power, a silent protector, a watchful guardian, that is never late, nor is he early. He is always on time to make sure your refrigerated items are safe from harm.
Guy 1: Did you hear that someone at the University tried to mess with people's food in the cafeteria? Police said they found his body completely frozen, with one hand on the refrigerator door
Guy 2: The Fridge Master works in mysterious ways.
An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.
In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.
Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!
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That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.
...Literally.
Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-
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A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.
Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?
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A well-skilled angler, gets a lot of slippery fish in hand when dipping their hook in shallow water.
Wow! did you see how many fish he caught? That guy sure is a master baiter!
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In the drinking game "Kings," the Thumb Master is the player who is in charge of signalling when someone must drink. At any point during the game, the Thumb Master can put his thumb on the playing surface (table) or forehead. Everyone else must also do this, and the last person that does it has to drink. One is bequeathed this role when he pulls a 10 (or whichever card is deemed). The Thumb Master rules until the next person pulls a 10, in which the new person inherits the title.
I wasn't paying attention when the Thumb Master put his thumb on the table; therefore I had to drink!
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Brian Bell (of Weezer) is the Master of Sass. Master of Sass comes from his cool attitude and style.
The Master of Sass truly is Brian Bell.
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