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The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich
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when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
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Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
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prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
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Unfathomably irrelevant Google search term yielding results that are more than unexpected.
Dude! I just searched for "cheese helmet" and all i got was yugo-mayonnaise.
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a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.
it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.
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1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
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