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The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich
when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.
it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.
Unfathomably irrelevant Google search term yielding results that are more than unexpected.
Dude! I just searched for "cheese helmet" and all i got was yugo-mayonnaise.
1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."