mel gibson

v: (mel gibson-ed, mel gibson-s, mel gibson-ing) to melt down; to reduce or cause to be reduced any appearance of sanity, especially in some public way.

OMG, that postal worker totally mel gibsoned and killed everybody.

My powerbook mel gibsoned and caught my couch on fire.

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The Great Mel

The Great Mel is an amazing person that is beyond all in this world. She is comprised mainly of mellium, which is the most precious element ever to be found. It was discovered very recently by 'The not so great Travis'. This 'not so great Travis' is the son of The Great Mel. This explains his 'not so greatness', because he is actually part Great Mel.

The Great Mel is also known to be the worlds greatest drug, which has the effects of crack, but is actually good for you.

As stated in The Great Mel's testament:
-The Great Mel knows all
-The Great Mel see's all
-The Great Mel is all

The Great Mel has the only known copy of the testament, which was written by The not so great Travis, and contains a lot of The Great Mel's hopes, dreams, sayings, and most important of all, the "Mel Wheel", which describes The Great Mel as a whole. The "Mel Wheel" has the three things which make up most of The Great Mel. These three things are:
-amazing ness
-awesomeness
-greatness

This whole article has been provided by The Great Mel's closest stalkerizer 'The not so great Travis'. Actually, it is 'The not so great Travis' that has written the article. Yes, this was written by a half-god if you will, a close relative of The Great Mel. A son, a friend, a stalkerizer, and who knows what else:P

So next time you need a guiding light, just close your eyes, and think of The Great Mel...
(I know it works for me)

There is no real example of The Great Mel except The Great Mel herself.

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Mel Gibson

I want to thank you for all the blessings you have brought me.
You give me strength when there is doubt, and I praise you for all you have done.
Only you, Mel Gibson, have had the wisdom and the courage to show the world the truth.

Hail Mel Gibson. Amen.
I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.

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mel gibson

When you go ape shit on your girl/wife, pretty much anyone can be inserted when you go Mel Gibson on some poor "cunt's" ass

I almost went mel gibson on that bitch but I chilled mysekf out and went and got stoned

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the mel gibson

after your done doing (DPDA- double penetration double anal) you tie your gurl to the railroad tracks and let a train hit her.

yo i was bangin your sister and i gave her the mel gibson, then a short while after i gave her a pirates plunge

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Mel Gibson

an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.

the passion of the australian nazi

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Dirty MEL

When someone likes feet and toe sucking so much that they deny it.

Yeah, Mel pulled a Dirty MEL earlier today.