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Melissa

Melissa is a gorgeous human who’s ass is so big it can crush every bitch in the United States of America and on top of that she is so insanely beautiful that girls cry every night because they want to look like her

OMG I want to go down on Melissa so bad....

by their girlfriend November 22, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Melissa

Whore

Melissa is a great whore

by Melissa the whore November 21, 2019

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Melissa

A very clumsy person and that is best friends with a bullyπŸ˜…

Melissa is my bff

by Mel8ssa May 10, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Melissa

Melissa is my whole world she is an amazing person I love her so much no one can take her from me she’s my angel she is the only person who has the key to my heart

β€œYo did you hear about Melissa I heard she loves hoslan Martinez”

by Hosstheboss117 November 30, 2019

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Melissa

Also know as fart girl because shes silent and deadly. Melissa doesn't have a soul but she possesses many and hides them in plain sight disguised as freckles on her pale body and vanilla face (bang bang skeet skeet nigga)Shes not tall enough to make it on the rides at 6 flags but she Fucks the system so no other fucks Are given. Shes awesome and will poke ur eyes out because u are a systematic drone to the man. She believes in free speech and the freedom to do what she wants. Melissa is always down to cut a stalken bitch and steal her soul. All and all shes a great friend that I would proudly march along side and die for when its our time to rise! MY SISTER. .....VIVA LA REVALUATION

Teenage mutant Melissa turtles.

by Statik Tha Martyr May 29, 2015

20πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Melissa

Short midget with anger issues and has a fuck boy boyfriend

There’s a Melissa coming Towards me

by starwarsporn November 19, 2019

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Melissa

Melissa is sexually indiscreet. She gives a whole new definition to hoejoe. If she were a sandwich she would be a sloppy hoe. There are things that are understandable but Melissa is not. Melissa is dominant and loves to eat ass. She loves it so much that she uses the pet name of eating sourkraut for tasting ass. What’s ok for a Melissa is ok for melissa but not for anyone else. She is especially sought after by A Shannon. Shannon’s can’t resist her taste and touch. A melissa will resist a Shannon but a Shannon can not resist a Melissa. A Shannon will often Pursue a Melissa by passive aggressive behavior.

A Melissa is a Shannon’s wet dream.

by Iamncognito February 24, 2019

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž