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Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".

"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"

by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012


Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon

Yea she had some Armstrong Melons

by the other one 2 November 10, 2010


Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

Melon SwingstitsknockersbraMelonsbanana Hammock

by www.bananahammockpools.com October 4, 2010


melon party

A female party consisting of only girls or the majority being female where there is a large amount of melons and usually some sexual activity's happening.

"Oh my god Adriana, last night was a total melon party! Me and Scarlet made out on the couch for almost two hours and then Alexa joined in and it got so hot"

by Dlama May 26, 2017


Party Melon

A watermelon, that has a small conical opening (made with a knife) that is then filled with Liquor.

Popular Liquors:

Everclear
Vodka

We're gonna get smashed on this Party Melon!

by TanekSvejk November 15, 2009


Melon Bag

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

by Jesperz December 28, 2011

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Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

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