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The best Mercedes, change my mind
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is the best Mercedes
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Mercedes is a very gorgeous female she is bad asf she’s a little crazy but it’s okay because her fine beauty makes up for it. She is a very loyal female that would ride for you until the end. The sex is amazing and she is very spontaneous in bed her body Is so perfect. She is bold and never quite
Yooooo Mercedes your girl
Yeah bro that’s me
Dammnnn nigga you lucky
Fashooo
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A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell
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A bitch ass women that gave up in life, and left her kids with some fucking christians... 5 years of cancer, and for what, bitch should have gave up on the first wasting my damn time with massages. THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... I miss you, please come back... im imploring you.
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A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.
"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
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When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
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A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
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