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Born in Tunisia and went to england and joined a band called Queen. Nobody likes them. He was gay and died of AIDS in 1991.
Dude, Freddie Mercury is soooo gay!!! Queen blows!!!!
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When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.
Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.
- Alex Sumner
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Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.
Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.
Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!
Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.
Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.
-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
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When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.
*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
Acting gay and looking gay while not being gay.
Person A: Yo, is he gay?
Person B: No he has Freddie Mercury poisoning?
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Cats And Freddie mercury is the best couple of years
Giving AIDS to straight women.
A woman broke my heart so I pulled a Reverse Freddie Mercury to give her AIDS.