slang term for a standard, green garden hose.
"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."
disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"
damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid
Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat
Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight
When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.
Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening
A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.
Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.
Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang
A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.
Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.