Hot mess

A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).

"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."

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make a mess

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.

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holy mess

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.

After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.

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Mess America

A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.

"Check out Mess America... how embarrassing!"

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Mess Love

A Love relationship born out of drama.

I met my old man as a result of Mess Love .

Dope As Mess

(adj.) Something so dope it can't be put into words.

Charlie: Did you see that new game that just came out?
Dave: Yeah, that shit is dope as mess

rollin' mess

what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.

me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"

my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"