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A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.
Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.
What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh
When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue
Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!
Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.
I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.
The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.
Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?