New Mexico

Largely unknown state west of Texas with the 2nd largest drug problem in the US. The only good things to come from here are Breaking Bad, The Nuclear Bomb, and Brian Urlacher.

White Trash: Dude, New Mexico sucks. Why'd they film Breaking Bad here?

Latino: ¿Usted está hablando mierda sobre mi casa, gringo perra?

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new mexico

The one of the cleanest and beautiful, yet cheapest states with neatly decorated highways and new smooth pavement.

New Mexico is a mountains and forests state.

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portable mexico

those orange sunglasses you wear that makes everything look like Mexico

Yo dude I just Bought my self some orange glasses

Don't you mean portable mexico

mexico brother

A close friend, like family, who you'd help no matter what like if they were trapped, jailed, or (more likely) kidnapped in Mexico.

I can't let Ben rot in jail, he's one of my Mexico brothers.

Mexico 2

A magical, better version of Mexico filled with Unicorns, rainbows, and all the burritos and tacos imaginable.

Mexico 2 is the coolest most awesomest place I've ever been! Even better than Canada!!!

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Been to mexico?

A response to anyone who is, or claims to be ill, especialy on sites such as facebook

Jack: urrgh, i feel so sick today...

Jill: why, been to mexico?

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European Mexico

Some people refer to Eastern Europe as the "European Mexico"
Due to the unfourtunate poverty and . . . such

Guy: Its a shame what its like in Eastern Europe. It kind of reminds me of Mexico

Some Dude: yah guy it ISS the European Mexico!

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