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Although there are many variants on contesting this brutal event, the milk mile involves drinking milk and running a mile.
The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.
Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.
Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.
Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.
This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
Onlooker 1: Wow those XC guys doing the milk mile are dying.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
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busting your butt, going above and beyond the call of duty working on the computer over internet due to a screw up usually by some other party.
sorry honey i won't be home for supper because ebay loused up all 4000 of the listings in my store and now i have to work a few extra e-miles to get on track.
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a magical place you visit with special friends, that rarely any of the involved parties will fully remember.
Dude, I just took a trip down the brown mile. Who are all these people here? 🤔🤔
1. (n) Road in the Detroit Mich. Area
2. (n) Movie starring Eminem
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A distance 10,000,000 times bigger than your average mile
Dam that's a Giga-mile
A street in Detroit that is 1 Mile South of 8 Mile. This is one of the hardest streets in Detroit. Legends like Blade Ice Wood, 7 The General, G-rock, Juan and other legends have been bred from this street. It's common to see a 745 on 22' Ashnai's parked at a car wash, its common to see Range Rovers at coney islands. Its common to bentley's bmw's, mauraders, trailblazer ss, srt8 chargers and magnums as well.
LAME: Them some icey ass buffs you got on, were you from fam?
ME: 7 Mile Nigga
LAME: Dam dawg I respect that.
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