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1. A young person who I aware of the current geo-political situation.
2. A millennial who doesn't have their face buried in a phone 24/7.
Those woke millennials are protesting to change environmental regulations... in person... without ther phones.
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When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.
Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.
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Anyone born after 1984 who believes that society owes them a free college education, free health care, a good job with no experience, and an iPhone that costs more than a used car. Ghetto versions of the above also love excessive EBT benefits and live at home with mommy until age 30.
That entitled millennial thinks society owes him a scholarship and an iPhone.
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Millennial Spliff (n.) - the metaphoric implement described to be in use when one simultaneously smokes an e-cigarette along with marijuana.
"Bro, you're puffing really hard on that e-cig and hitting that bowl."
"I know it's a Millennial Spliff!"
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Whereas the Millenial generation seems to create and use words in the English language any way they see fit, Millenial Scrabble is a game where any combination of letters scores points. (Millennial might know the game Scrabble as "Words with Friends").
I told my younger cousin that irregardless wasn't a word, and she showed me it was added to the dictionary. She's a Millennial Scrabble champion. Get off of my lawn.
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Additional living space over a garage or in the basement consisting of its own entrance, bedroom, bathroom and living space. Common space, such as laundry rooms and kitchen, are usually allowed. The living space is generally anywhere from 300 to 700 square feet and is occupied by a person or family member born in the 1980s or 1990s.
Renting out my millennial suite sure helps pay for my mortgage and taxes.
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A millennial social justice warrior who has infiltrated one of the most elite combat units in the modern world, the US Navy Seals. Demanding inclusion via lowering of standards in the name of "equality" the Millennial Seal has no understanding of combat and thus easily gets triggered when under such circumstances. When real Seals perform their jobs and usually also pulling the weight of a MS (Millennial Seal) said MS will cry foul and claim their team mate has now committed war crimes. Thus creating a nightmare for the real Seal to have to deal with, while the MS sits smugly behind the scenes knowing their social justice warrior ways were acknowledged.
Pat the Millennial Seal was so triggered that his US Navy Seal team mate Chris didn't alarm and then wait for the enemy combatant to pull their gun and get the first shot in, that he told the media Chris committed vile war crimes.
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