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The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.
For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.
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A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"
John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."
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Doing a girl up the butt so she doesnt get pregnant
Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, how about you give me milwaukee wood
Guy: I will pleasure you with milwaukee wood.
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Using a cheap beer, preferably a Miller product or Old Style (if you have no respect for the woman feel free to use Milwaukee's Best), is the best way to give a woman an authentic Milwaukee Power Wash.
During sexual intercourse grab a bottle or can of beer and shake vigorously while bringing your woman toward climax. As she's close to orgasm pop the beer open and aim the stream at her clitoris. This will enhance her experience and potentially bring a would-be one night stand back for more.
Contrary to the name of the move, it originated in the Chicago-land area, and the beer of choice was commonly Old Style which is brewed in Milwaukee.
Lyle: I took this chick home last night and gave her a Milwaukee Power Wash.
Bob-ay: How'd that go?
Lyle: Really well! I executed it perfectly and she's been calling me her God.
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When a group of girls masturbate with their friends into a huge bucket, then start spitting, pissing, shitting, and bleeding into the bucket. When filled, they tie a guy down and put a pipe in his mouth pouring their concoction down it for him to enjoy. They guy is choking as they continue to shit, spit, and piss on his body and make him worship their feet. They then take off their sweaty socks and submerge them with water they ring them out down the tube as he enjoys some sweaty foot juice.
Brandon: "Ultan did the Milwaukee Milk-pipe with Kat"
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)
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The act of inserting a fully erect penis into a women's armpit as if to simulate intercourse. Best results arise from use of cheese wiz as lubricant.
Leo: What happened with that girl from Wisconsin last night?
Sawyer: She busted out a bottle of cheese wiz and I gave her a Milwaukee Pit Stop.
Leo: YOOOOOO
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A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.
“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll