minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.

Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"

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ming

Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked

Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?

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ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia

"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"

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Minge

melissas drawing...
many very random things

LOOK...I DREW A MINGE!!
i call it...MINGE!

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minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

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ming

A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences

"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."

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ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.

Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!

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