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Ming is a slang term for marijuana, or for smoking marijuana.
"yo, where you get ming from?"
"guys, it's time to ming."
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(v) To strike a woman while drunk, especially when you realize she's not going to give you any pussy.
(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.
(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.
Donaldo totally minged that girl when she told him he had a big head.
Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.
When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.
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Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.
Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"
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Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked
Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?
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Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
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Female genitalia
"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"
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To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.
"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"
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