mississippi climax

when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.

man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.

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Mississippi Mayhem

While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!

Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.

Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.

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Mississippi Pipelined

The act of having several (5 or more) black men run a train on a person.

Nick: Did you hear what happened to Courtney last night?
Taj: Yeah, she got Mississippi Pipelined.

Mississippi Lean

The characteristic retroverted, backward leaning posture that some obese people develop as a survival mechanism to counteract their extreme weight-forward balance. Most likely to develop in individuals who frequent fried food joints in the Deep South. Can also be used to describe the walking-stumble gait of a person who has had one too many drinks, artificially replicating the individual described formerly.

Example 1:

Friend A, inside a hole in the wall restaurant: "What are you laughing at?"
Friend B: "Don't turn around just yet. There's a habitual customer behind you who has the Mississippi Lean going on."

Example 2: "Did you see that lady leaving the bar? She's got that Mississippi Lean—her husband had to sit her down outside to prevent her from falling backwards."

Mississippi slider

The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.

“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”

mississippi heimlich

When you are having intercourse with a female from behind, and right as you cum in her, your friend comes and kicks her in the stomach or chest.

Hey Brad, want to come over and help me give Rachel a Mississippi Heimlich?

Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.

Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.