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Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 11, 2004

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mister bungle

a complete fuck-up of a human being.

You are such a mister bungle.

by A.J. Smith December 8, 2006

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Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.

You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.

by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005

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Mister-E

An unidentified alien species from a planet unknown to humans. If you are in this species, you would be a UEC ( unidentified earthlinglike creature ), for these aliens look like humans, act like humans, but are far more intelligent than humans.

They were first seen, or discovered: Well, since they look like humans, YOU could be one!

If you are from the Mister-E species, you would have these symptoms of what a human would have if they were on "drugs".

Symptom 1: You wouldn't remember anything from the last 5 minutes, only, it would be more like short-term memory lost, because you would NEVER remember anything from the last 5 minutes.

Symptom 2: You would be 5 times better at everything the average human could do ( tested and confirmed ), but you would have very low stamina.

Symptom 3: You would think things that were funny were actually stupid and annoying, and things that were serious, funny.

These creatures can speak like humans, but, they have names that are unlike humans....

To get your name from the Mister-E species, you would have to put MR in front of your name ( for that's the abrieviation of Mister ), then, get a random earthling first and last name, put the initials of that name as your next 2 letters, and finally, put the year you were born.

( Caution: THIS IS NOT A REAL SPECIES, notice, if you say Mister-E, it sounds like Mystery, which means it is a mystery, or unsolved. I made up all of it )

MrRJ92 is an example of a name from a creature of the Mister-E species. The name was formed by...

1. Putting MR in front of the name
2. Putting the first two initials of your name there, for this it would be Richard Jackson.
3.Putting the year this person was born.

* This person is not real *

by MRjT97 June 23, 2009

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MISTER DELICIOUS

A rather large male who never turns down a bite to eat, daydreams of food, and actually calls his friends to discuss every possibility of any of that day's meals.

Im not answering this phone call so that Mister Delicious can tell me about all the ways he will make love to a beef sandwich using an insane amount of my anytime minutes

by Big Business February 8, 2007

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Mister Bus

also known to be written as:

mr bus, missed-the-bus.

However the proper way to write it is: MISTERBUS.

Mister bus is an extrodianrily fine fine guy who travels around by bus. he is absolutely gorgeous and people (particularly girls) makes fools out of themselves by playing "yellow car" in front of him.

OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE THAT GUY? phoar.....from now on he shall be know as mister bus.

by natazzle November 9, 2004

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B-mister

A code name for a persons father, who is extremely tall, doofy, big headed or often rants "Hey Duuude, What's craka lacking?" Said to be closely related to a "Bird Killer"

Hey look Roger, Adam's dad is really the B-mister of the block.

by Dave Nizz March 25, 2007

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