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A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.
"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
Absolute specimen of the human race. Better than everyone at everything he does
Man 1: “Have you seen that amazing guy Grayson Mock recently?”
Woman 1: “No but when I do I’m gonna ask him to marry me and have lots of babies with me!”
(adj.) To make an action in a mocking manner.
"Sue, confident that nobody could defeat her in billiards, gave the ninjas a mockful glance and accepted their challenge without hesitation."
-Dr. Sue!
Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.
Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!
short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.
Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.